The sequel to #Beyonce’s “Life is But a Dream” will focus on her being #HillaryClinton’s pick for VP in 2016. #hillary2016
I offered to spot her, but she was all like, “Nah, I got this.” #Beyonce
My Mom and #Beyonce are like, EXACTLY alike.
I know B, I have the same reaction to #JoeBiden! #inaug2013 #inauguration #beyonce
Guys, I found this great studio apartment… in #Beyonce’s hair bun. It’s expensive, but worth it! #RealEstate #JayZ
Jay Z “Oh, I love that bump.” Beyonce “Duh, it’s bootylicious, read Websters much?!”
“Jay gone wild”
Jay-Z came out in support of gay marriage only because Beyonce kept nudging him to the left, to the left…
I sometimes do this waiting on line at Duane Reade getting a Fresca.
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