I am funny. I write funny things that you may have read before. Contributor to Huffington Post, WitStream.com, xoJane.com, etc. I have cancer. Oprah said my name. Tweet me at @HAlanScott. Read about my #Chemocation on Twitter and my Huffington Post blog. Tumblr (3.0; @halanscott)http://halanscott.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0380a4ff91741f0dfca27b6541811c93/tumblr_mmzdtkTzJf1qznkebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My widows peak is the new multicam sitcom coming to NBC this fall.</p>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50711627200http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50711627200Fri, 17 May 2013 23:24:55 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95e23ed6a961f7a3614e81cc9d411b98/tumblr_mmy37veElo1rqe76qo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fde1c3e5b120525d12f03013405414a1/tumblr_mmy37veElo1rqe76qo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ccindecision.tumblr.com/post/50667082332/everything-has-turned-on-the-president" target="_blank">ccindecision</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Everything has turned on the president.</p> </blockquote>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50675394254http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50675394254Fri, 17 May 2013 14:07:26 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99464e1d138b7b79ccba05d2db7f689c/tumblr_mmyntguO021ql6jblo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://think-progress.tumblr.com/post/50675110125/today-in-1954-the-supreme-court-declared-public" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">think-progress</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Today in 1954 the Supreme Court declared public school segregation unconstitutional in unanimous Brown v. Board decision <a href="https://twitter.com/Newseum/status/335433778182881280%20" target="_blank">via Newseum</a>.</p></blockquote>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50675333737http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50675333737Fri, 17 May 2013 14:06:33 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc1e93137ad313a58de391f321bec912/tumblr_mmxi198Ydv1qznkebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What do you guys think? I’m getting better at taking #selfie’s, right?</p>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50636600105http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50636600105Thu, 16 May 2013 23:00:45 -0700selfie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0bdf455ac9c9506631cc3e6a1b3fbb0/tumblr_mmxcsvnTcd1qznkebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Shit, I forgot I had Raisin Bran in my trunk. This isn’t a poop joke.</p>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50630938687http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50630938687Thu, 16 May 2013 21:07:43 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ffbf5a578fee95ccc8447525c6477a5a/tumblr_mmweqv96G01qznkebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s like my iPhone camera picks up all my worst features. #selfie</p>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50581601161http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50581601161Thu, 16 May 2013 08:52:07 -0700selfie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66e2ead5d92aaf856079388cc58a753d/tumblr_mmvgr6WaNm1qznkebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What do you bring to watch your friend die on TV? Baked Ruffles of course! #arrow @colindonnell</p>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50553146137http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50553146137Wed, 15 May 2013 20:37:54 -0700arrow<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08ec362b27d09133da7552de161474b7/tumblr_mmv1zaoHg01qznkebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stars Are Just Like Us: Bambi #disney #celebrity #celebsighting</p>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50525203985http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50525203985Wed, 15 May 2013 15:18:46 -0700celebsightingcelebritydisney<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d32e64801e43d1fdadb2bde357b8eda/tumblr_mmrypiVRbq1qz95pko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lolololori.tumblr.com/post/50405028481/mom-managing-to-be-cooler-tanner-less-double" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lolololori</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Mom managing to be cooler, tanner, less double chinned & more surrounded by young hot people than anyone else at the bar #typical</p></blockquote>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50406130334http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50406130334Mon, 13 May 2013 23:45:08 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a89f5bff7220d255e3e6d7630f76e449/tumblr_mmrq064MHu1qznkebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#MISSOURI BITCHES!!!! (I’m the bitch here, literally in my home state) #314ever photo by @KennyKane</p>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50394495628http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50394495628Mon, 13 May 2013 20:07:18 -0700314evermissouri<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c7afd68d0ce1808b827d7911388a813/tumblr_mmrcrbMDdh1qznkebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Minnesota legalizes gay marriage. Al Franken to marry every same-sex couple as Stuart Smalley.</p>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50371804161http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50371804161Mon, 13 May 2013 15:21:11 -0700al frankengay marriageminnesotasame-sex marriagegaylgbtsenator al frankenmarriage equality<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c00be7740bffcf323349a763eddac97/tumblr_mmr08bQuv01qznkebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Finally learned how to tie my shoes. #running #HOnTheRun</p>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50352872756http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50352872756Mon, 13 May 2013 10:50:35 -0700runninghontherun<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/deff691a581af30ce5f70611854b9aaf/tumblr_mmp2meuLML1qznkebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is a picture of me and my Mom being goth. Happy Mother’s Day! #mothersday</p>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50268187293http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50268187293Sun, 12 May 2013 09:47:01 -0700mothersday<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d266a6e28819b22e9bacd1e2b800d53/tumblr_mmp09kZc3M1qznkebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Conspiracy Theory: Jim Jones was really George Jones. #jonestown</p>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50264595298http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50264595298Sun, 12 May 2013 08:56:08 -0700jonestown<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f7a8e4841552f6a2d4475db0ca009efb/tumblr_mmnth9mgeh1rsbidco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/50219651305/its-saturday-night-nbcsnl-gpoy" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nbcsnl.tumblr.com/post/50218356875/gpoy" target="_blank">nbcsnl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>GPOY.</p> </blockquote></blockquote>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50232425390http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50232425390Sat, 11 May 2013 23:29:17 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9140aa70ddc2c2c8ca9eb5f644b8d6ba/tumblr_mmm9djCwSC1r745l1o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a77b4eff49e2758b9d49ba7fee25f39/tumblr_mmm9djCwSC1r745l1o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b8b241b0471d74974ce69067a3ea0bd/tumblr_mmm9djCwSC1r745l1o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4afc646b2753f123d279a53442e777f3/tumblr_mmm9djCwSC1r745l1o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50232416074http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50232416074Sat, 11 May 2013 23:29:05 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e9173159ec01303a1f7129fae9727182/tumblr_mmo97zwrzQ1qzsuffo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://oldfilmsflicker.tumblr.com/post/50231584624/working-girl-1988-dir-mike-nichols" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">oldfilmsflicker</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Working Girl</strong>, 1988 (dir. Mike Nichols)</p></blockquote>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50232175259http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50232175259Sat, 11 May 2013 23:24:01 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0896a0c38fbd7721707234af6a0fe5a0/tumblr_mmnm4uPAjv1qznkebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me right now. #DixieCarter #DesigningWomen #yoga</p>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50198164919http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50198164919Sat, 11 May 2013 14:53:18 -0700dixiecarteryogadesigningwomen<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/743d12948350df0c519719b8a133837b/tumblr_mmn3t33DtZ1qznkebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thinking about Dianne Wiest.</p>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50170122102http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50170122102Sat, 11 May 2013 08:17:27 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c031d82cb0722b727a3ad2017283b2b6/tumblr_mml8eskEpH1rwzsbso1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/38c34f1843c535a0ce5f293afb8b77b2/tumblr_mml8eskEpH1rwzsbso2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://gifsfln.tumblr.com/post/50091492059/elizabeth-moss-in-celebrities-read-mean-tweets-4" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">gifsfln</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Elizabeth Moss</strong> <a href="http://gtcha.me/15U616N" target="_blank">in Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #4 on <em>Jimmy Kimmel Live</em></a>. </p></blockquote>http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50108946645http://halanscott.tumblr.com/post/50108946645Fri, 10 May 2013 13:23:42 -0700