H. Alan Scott

I am funny. Sometimes I make money being funny. I scribble things down that are funny. I lie. I never scribble things down. I punch keys that electronically scribble things on programs that Steve Jobs created.

I dig Fresca.

Go ahead, try and shock me.

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