September 26, 2009
HAlanScott: Don't judge me, Im totally buying Dan Browns new book. #fb

HAlanScott: Don’t judge me, Im totally buying Dan Browns new book. #fb

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HAlanScott: @broast yes, next don't call my mom a slut!

HAlanScott: @broast yes, next don’t call my mom a slut!

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Take THAT North Korea: Taking Kim Jong Il Down

A major difference between LA and NYC is pedestrian competition.

When I go running in LA, I pass a couple of people along the way, they smile, keep going.  In NYC there are tons of people running,…

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September 25, 2009
HAlanScott: I think Im sitting across from Toni Basel at the airport.

HAlanScott: I think Im sitting across from Toni Basel at the airport.

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HAlanScott: @ameliamagritte um, YUM!

HAlanScott: @ameliamagritte um, YUM!

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HAlanScott: @margiekment ha! gotten go to NYC for a couple days, will be back next Wed. xo

HAlanScott: @margiekment ha! gotten go to NYC for a couple days, will be back next Wed. xo

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HAlanScott: I thought a red eye flight to NYC was a good idea, figured I'd sleep. So much for that. Solution: Pay 5.95 to tweet the flight away! #fb

HAlanScott: I thought a red eye flight to NYC was a good idea, figured I’d sleep. So much for that. Solution: Pay 5.95 to tweet the flight away! #fb

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HAlanScott: @ItsCMaddox i love that oprah now has rappers on. like, total sign of the times!

HAlanScott: @ItsCMaddox i love that oprah now has rappers on. like, total sign of the times!

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HAlanScott: Oh no, WAIT, i have an orange. Do I risk being THAT guy who eats his orange on the plane?

HAlanScott: Oh no, WAIT, i have an orange. Do I risk being THAT guy who eats his orange on the plane?

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HAlanScott: Virgin America has a fruit and cheese plate. I think I'm gonna get it. For 8.00, it better be fucking amazing!

HAlanScott: Virgin America has a fruit and cheese plate. I think I’m gonna get it. For 8.00, it better be fucking amazing!

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HAlanScott: @AndrewPidds1278 ha! no, i'm more the nuts platter

HAlanScott: @AndrewPidds1278 ha! no, i’m more the nuts platter

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HAlanScott: @ItsCMaddox are you getting her new album? i can't wait! CAN'T WAIT!

HAlanScott: @ItsCMaddox are you getting her new album? i can’t wait! CAN’T WAIT!

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HAlanScott: watching "House on Haunted Hill", the old one, w/Vincent Price.

HAlanScott: watching “House on Haunted Hill”, the old one, w/Vincent Price.

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HAlanScott: @AndrewPidds1278 :-) i'm on a flight, can't sleep! i'll be doing a couple shows while in NYC, my show will be back at Metropolian on Tues!

HAlanScott: @AndrewPidds1278 :-) i’m on a flight, can’t sleep! i’ll be doing a couple shows while in NYC, my show will be back at Metropolian on Tues!

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HAlanScott: @stikkinixx great point! that's all i needed, someones approval. color me convinced!

HAlanScott: @stikkinixx great point! that’s all i needed, someones approval. color me convinced!

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