Mom managing to be cooler, tanner, less double chinned & more surrounded by young hot people than anyone else at the bar #typical
#MISSOURI BITCHES!!!! (I’m the bitch here, literally in my home state) #314ever photo by @KennyKane
Minnesota legalizes gay marriage. Al Franken to marry every same-sex couple as Stuart Smalley.
Finally learned how to tie my shoes. #running #HOnTheRun
This is a picture of me and my Mom being goth. Happy Mother’s Day! #mothersday
Conspiracy Theory: Jim Jones was really George Jones. #jonestown
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Source: stopandsmileawhile
Working Girl, 1988 (dir. Mike Nichols)
Me right now. #DixieCarter #DesigningWomen #yoga
I am funny. I write funny things that you may have read before. Contributor to Huffington Post, WitStream.com, xoJane.com, etc. I have cancer. Oprah said my name.
